Traveling Beyond The Body w/ Alan Guiden,
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The results are in on the "Guess Alan's Opinion" game, and much to my delight (drum-roll), I tricked you all! Well, maybe not all of you. But a whopping 92.7% of you, tallied up as incorrect! Yes, my dear WOMAN or MAN (please insert your honorable gender type here), no two ways 'round it, you done-been-had!

Okay, okay. So I didn't trick you specifically, (please insert your honorable name here). You are obviously, some of the 7.3% that figured me out. Drats. (Alan stops gloating over his big win:).

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Most On The Money Statement By A Reader:

CM writes: "I must say that I was sucked into your little quiz because I was sure that you would say that traveling was A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN SIMPLE THRILL SEEKING! But now I get it. Your ANSWER is trying to reel us in. Thrills! Wow! Let's go! Let's do it! Hey yeah, that really does sound thrilling. How sneaky of you."

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Bravo to 100% of you! I really enjoyed your responses. Thank you.

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Open Up A Can Of Worms (or alternate...) Q And A And More Q

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From time to time, the writers of this or that column, with this or that large publication, will break from their agenda and answer their mailbag.

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Jeez. Some great program you are! You can't even match the premise to the writer. First of all, program, I do not write columns. I write articles (grinning like a split-hair). In addition, I don't have a mailbag. It's more like a paper sack.

And my agenda needs no breaking away from, as it suits me just fine. Therefore, I am completely unlike that premise.

{Premise Overload. Cyber-Article-Assistant Entering Self-Destruct Mode.}

Take that, you program! I can make up my own ideas. I don't need some software telling me what to write!

Dagnabit, when I was young, we wrote our articles with pointy sticks on tree bark! We didn't need no moddie-coddlin', high-falutin pc tellin' us whatfor! IN MY DAY WE...oops. Sorry 'bout that. Flashback to a time I never knew.

So, where am I going with this article? (Please insert the dishonorable running-gag here.) Actually, I'm going to the same place as that program suggested. I just hate to see IT get all the credit.

There must be a lot of us thinking the same things, because the following email questions, seem to pop up all the time. Perhaps, they are questions that you have wondered. Heck, it might even be your email. Don't worry, I nixed your name (just in case the boss is reading). And, of course, as I am your moderator for this gala (whoopee), I shall relate my comments as well.

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Ehh. We'll get to the email in a second (pausing for a grin).

-Poof. YOU'RE AN ACTOR. You are playing the role of an employee.-

Read your lines please:

"Woo Hoo! Hi Boss! Over here! I'm supposed to be working! I'm not! I'm reading Alan's article! Woo Hoo! Lookie this way!"

-Very good. That was a fine read. Now, you are playing the role of the boss.-

Read your lines please:

"Woo hoo! Hey, you lackeys! You have to work and I don't! I'm surfing the net! I'm not paying any attention to what you're doing! You could be surfing too, and I'd never know! Woo hoo!"

-Very nice read. Thank you. Please leave your glossies with the receptionist.- (Umm...savor that actor-fresh feeling!)

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And now, a few emails ...

"Dear Alan. What was the duration of your longest travel? How long should I expect my travels to be?"

My longest travel was just over four hours, and it was a humdinger. While there are no set rules, regarding the duration of a travel, I would break it down as follows (generally speaking, and not accounting for your talent, individual circumstances, or luck:)...

Alan Guiden's Travel Planner :^)
Type Of Traveler Low-End Est. Time High-End Est. Time
First-Time-Ever Traveler 0-1 minute 2-3 minutes
Been-Out-A-Few-Times Traveler 1-5 minutes 6-10 minutes
Every-Few-Weeks Traveler 7-15 minutes 16-30 minutes
Once-A-Week Traveler 10-30 minutes 31-60 minutes
Every-Few-Days Traveler 10-30 minutes 31-60+ minutes
Obsessed-Like-Me Traveler 30-45 minutes Don't Forget Your Physical

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"Hi Alan. I was just wondering. Am I an oddball? How many others like me, have contacted you, with respect to traveling?"

I have received thousands of letters. You are in no way odd, for pursuing this most interesting experience.

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"Alan, why is there no more of this in the media (other than Geraldo)?"

Because the whole of traveling, is objective fluff (grinning like a tease:).

Seriously, although the media has done only luke-warm coverage of traveling, there is a great interest in harnessing such psi-abilities. This includes; traveling, remote viewing, psychometry, etc.

For a closer look, you might wish to visit:

The International News Agency For Frontier Sciences

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"Hello there Alan. Am I limited on how far I can travel?"

Distance is not a really a hinderance to "average" traveling, due to the speed at which you can move. But that's not to say, that if you wish to visit the next galaxy, you won't be late for dinner. It's still a long way off. The speed of arrival, to your destination, is determined by the method you choose to get there (i.e., quick traveling, as opposed to mapping each step of the travel).

Also, distance while nonphysical, is not just linear (from here to there). Picture this:

There you are. You are nonphysical, in your living room. You are vibrating just a bit faster than that of your physical surroundings. You get a hankering to increase your vibrations and float through a few walls. You're focused. Poof. Suddenly, you are much more centered. Your entire being, now seems to come from one point. Oh. And your nonphysical body has flown the coop.

Your line: What happened to my nonphysical body? It's gone!

You must have increased your vibe beyond the frequency of that slower-vibrating, nonphysical body. You will now travel, much like a free-floating dot (mental traveling).

Your line: Eep!!! Where's the living room?

You are now vibrating at a frequency beyond the physical environment. Therefore, your perception is focused where you are now. In other words, the physical environment is still there, but not observed by you, at this moment.

Your line: What should I do???

Relax. Enjoy yourself and have a look around:).

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Okay. That should be enough (or more than enough:) email for this article.

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Alan's Agenda As Always: To help you to travel.

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Hi! What are you doing here in limbo? Oh. You're trying to rush through the article. Okay, if you really want to. Clicking here, bypasses almost the entire article, and jumps right to the focus.

Otherwise, click here to return to the big build-up:).