Traveling Beyond The Body w/ Alan Guiden

Traveling Beyond The Body w/ Alan Guiden,
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The Traveling Not-So-Board
(Or Bored) Game
Click Me Or Don't

The spotlights come up. The curtain parts. And I step out onto the stage. I am momentarily dazzled by the lights and walk into the podium.

I speak: Welcome my friends to another exciting round of "Travel-Trap!" (Impressive win-a-lot-o'prize music begins to play.) Yes, Travel Trap! The exciting game where you learn how-to leave your physical body! I'm your host, Alan Guiden. Let's get right to it, shall we?

As always contestants, you have the option to play or cheat!
(The audience applauds madly.)

To Play...

Simply select your choices below and click send.
Your answers are then tabulated, to reveal your winning score!!!

(Please allow a 24 hour turn-around. Best possible score is 20 points (15 main+bonus questions). One grand prize winner will receive a ten dollar gift certificate to United Artists Theaters. All other winners will receive a fine-how-do-ya-do. In the event of a tie, the highest scoring players will be placed in a random drawing. All questions have been chosen from here and here.)

To Cheat...

You would click here to get all the answers right now!
What could be easier?
(Of course, cheating will disqualify you from the grand prize.)

_________________

Good Luck Contestants...
- Please note: This is an archived article, so the contest has already been won...but play anyway! -
:^)

LET'S GET SET TO PLAY...
TRAVEL-TRAP!!!
(Audience breaks into spontaneous dancin' and hootin'.)

1. True or False (an easy one to start you off:)
Anyone with a strong, focused desire can travel beyond their physical body.
...true
...false

2. For a clean memory of your nonphysical travel, you should...
...wash your brain.
...make a conscious effort to recall the event, as soon as you return to your physical.
...repeat the phrase, "I remember, I remember" seven times.
...quickly tell someone else about the event.

3. The awake/asleep line is...
...the joining between the here-now reality and other nonphysical environments.
...the moment just before your alarm goes off.
...a point between falling to sleep and remaining awake, alert and in control of your consciousness.
...a melding of thoughts from one traveling individual to another.

4. Your best defense against not-so-nice-nonphysical-nasties is...
...visualized armor or weapons.
...prayers for protection.
...stay-away thoughts.
...any of the above, adapted to fit your beliefs and attitude.

5. "Lift-out" is...
...an elevator that does not work.
...help from another nonphysical traveler.
...the nonphysical separation from the physical.
...an understanding of the cosmic connection.

6. Traveling beyond your body is like a puzzle because...
...you are assembling the pieces that allow you to get nonphysical.
...you can never find the last piece.
...the hardest part to figure out is the center.
...none of the above.

7. A "dream-travel" may be...
...a nonphysical visit to your favorite place.
...a nonphysical travel that acts out a dream.
...a state of lucid or non-lucid dreamlike consciousness while traveling.
...all of the above.

8. To focus on a "quick-travel", you would...
...count rapidly forward until you reach twenty.
...first look here and then look there.
...choose a nearby destination that holds a special attachment.
...think of your nonphysical as a tape playing in fast-forward.

9. The best way to sharpen your awareness while traveling is to...
...focus your attention on your nonphysical actions.
...ask inquisitive-wanna-know-ponder-this-and-that questions.
...the first and second answers.
...the third answer. (I wonder how many of you will miss this one?:)

10. When you are traveling beyond your body, thought equals...
...fifty percent of its weight while physical.
...the sum of all things pondered.
...action.
...all of the above.

11. "Vibration" is...
...a physical noise that disturbs your meditation.
...bad shocks on your car.
...the wave-frequency at which your bed and your physical body connect.
...a signal prior to a potential travel.

12. An immediate "pull-back" to your physical may occur following your separation, if you...
...do not properly position your body in a N-S magnetic alignment.
...allow random thoughts of your physical, while still within close range.
...smell your feet.
...allow your Norjag-Wave to overload.

13. You should always...
...have a basic plan of action for your travels.
...place 6 drops of liquid near your bedside for purely psychic reasons.
...sit in the lotus position previous to a travel.
...remember to open the bedroom window, for your nonphysical exit.

14. Objects that are viewed nonphysically may appear to...
...contain mass but not volume.
...shimmer or glow.
...move upward and downward, but not sideways.
...replay an event that has not yet happened.

15. Non-verbal communication is:
...the connection between your physical and nonphysical bodies.
...the act of unintentionally talking while you sleep.
...a rapid-fire exchange of thoughts and feelings between travelers.
...how most marriages end.

Bonus Question
(counts for 3 points, because it's irrelevant:)
16. How many states (U.S.) have I called home?
...four states
...three states
...two states
...one state

Bonus Question Too (2 points, also irrelevant)
17. What kind of doughnut did I "send" to you my friends?
...jelly with sprinkles.
...chocolate with cream filling.
...plain.
...caramel topped with peanuts.